I’m too early today even by my standards. #metmuseum #nofilter
alan figures out what direction the rest of this movie is going to go in
Legendary Walt Disney artist/Imagineer Rolly Crump’s whimsical Tower of the Four Winds designed for the “It’s A Small World” attraction at the New York World’s Fair, July 1964.
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this is basically what guests do as soon as you’re done straightening a plush fixture
accurate depiction of how quickly i escalate in arguments
OMG I GOT A THING!!!!!!!! THIS IS V. EXCITING I DO NOT WANT TO CODE HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW =D =D =D
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1-What was your first word spoken? - HAIL HYDRA. Haha no I wish. Pretty sure it was actually ‘dada’ or something equally boring and technically not even a real word.
2-“When I first got the internet I mainly went on Neopets and browsed the AOL Kids pages and chatrooms and forwarded chain letters” <-fill it in.
3-What’s a song you’re pretty much happy to hear at any time (/ie you’re not skipping it when it shuffles on)? - This changes a lot for me but the most constant one I can think of is ‘Belle’ from Beauty and the Beast. I know that shit right down to the Lefou+Gaston conversation that’s cut out of the CD version.
4-Favorite animal and why? Wooly mammoth. Idek why, I got really into them as a kid and they’re the coolest so deal. If I had to pick a NON-extinct animal it’d have to be the giant squid and I have no reasoning whatsoever for that one man.
5-If you were an action figure, what accessories would be included in your packaging? What friends would you have to buy to complete the playset/series/etc? OH SNAP OMG. I would probably come with a nap blanket, laptop, candy, and a change of clothes (people tell me I’m obsessed with changing clothes and this is true tbh). to complete the set i’m thinking you’d neeeeeeeeed my college program besties and my future husband aka the guy who plays ginsberg on mad men.
6-Your most likely to ask new people if they’ve ever [seen/read/heard] what? (Ie I can’t count the amount of times I’ve said “Have you ever seen It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?”) I USUALLY ask people who their favorite avenger is/who their fave from x-men is. i also ask about the prisoner a lot!
7-Favorite article of clothing? and/or Longest owned article of clothing? my star wars poster art t-shirt!!!! so excited to rock that shit at star wars weekends tbh. as for oldest, I still have a onesie my dad had made for me when I was a baby that says BOWIE IS GOD in allcaps. iirc it was worn once and then my grandma hid it in her closet until i was too big to wear it again. strangely prophetic of how my personality would turn out though.
8-Would you ever hang out with a tumblr person? (Is this a creepy question?) a tumblr person i know/think is cool, YES! but for the most part prob not tbh
9-Favorite painting? A DESPERATE MAN ~ by Gustave Courbet
really really fabulous/dynamic in person. it’s a self-portrait and captures this dramatic ass motherfucker so well i can’t. (i really do need to give museum tours) also the courbet retrospective poster used this image and it’s the first and only time i’ve ever heard of an exhibition poster selling out before the show ended. (i had to buy mine on EBAY ugh) the gift shop ladies tell me many purchased it because they thought it looked like johnny depp, but idc because i think either way gustave would have been pleased.
10-Finally, a practical question, HELP what do you do to remedy a sore throat? (actually my problem right now and I’m desperate) OH NO!!!!!! i usually do a tablespoon or two of cider vinegar/gargle salt water/spend all my time sleeping until it goes away because it’s hell on earth. i’ll also sometimes just eat straight honey and cut out that tea middleman.
UMMM I GUESS I TAG ANYONE THAT SEES THIS BECAUSE I DON’T THINK I ACTUALLY FOLLOW A LOT OF REAL PEOPLE ON HERE LOL
Whistle while you work!
yeah this is totally how custodial+morning merch stock act before park open